johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

(via westbor0baptistchurch)

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

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I’m sorry

(via thinkotherwise)

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via thinkotherwise)

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them  actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

(via thepurplequeenling)

whatsawosha:

mix exeggutor with anything and you have a dreamworks character