(Source: crippledbypizza, via h0odrich)
17/b/atl
Hi, my name is Jared. I wana be yo friend.
Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot
(via westbor0baptistchurch)
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
(via thinkotherwise)
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
(via thinkotherwise)
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
(via thepurplequeenling)